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I Think I Need An ‘Almighry Gad’ Kind of Girl

Some girl somewhere is on her knees praying for a tall, handsome, sanctified, demon-chasing kind of a man who speaks in King Jameth English. I am that man. I want to connect to her in the spirit but the cockroaches doing bad manners in my microwave would not let me concentrate.